Booze,
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Blood
A HORROR MOVIE REVIEW PODCAST
B3 Ep 36 Part 2: We celebrate Black History Month with Jordan Peele! Get Out (2017) and Us (2019)
We have so much to say about both Get Out and Us that we needed to split it into two parts! Your earholes can thank us later.
In Part 2 we dissect Us (2019), where a family faces possibly the most terrifying foe of all..themselves. This movie is psychological horror at it's best with amazing performances from the entire cast. Special shout out to the captivating, Lupita Nyong'o, for her dual roles. The ladies also discuss the hotness that is Winston Duke (who I believe Rae calls the incorrect name because she's the fucking worst), sexy saxophone, and how quickly each lady would have peaced out of existence if this actually happened.
What We're Watching
LoveCraft Country - Free on Tubi
How to Find Us:
boozeboobsandbloodpodcast@gmail.com
B3 Ep 36 Part 1: We celebrate Black History Month with Jordan Peele! Get Out (2017) and Us (2019)
We have so much to say about both Get Out and Us that we needed to split it into two parts! Your earholes can thank us later. We delve into Get Out in Part 1, discussing the amazing nuances found within the film and its cultural impact not only to horror movies but the elevation of horror to acclaim status. The ladies also impart their thoughts on a silver fox B-Whitz, how we all need a friend like Rod, and the amazing acting prowess of the entire cast. Recommendations follow in part 2.
B3 Ep 35 - So I creep..yeah, just creep! Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017) and uggghhhhhh Jeepers Creepers: Reborn
Hear ye! Hear ye! We have finally watched the worst movie in 2 years of podcasting! We are closing up Jeepers Creepers January with the prequel that should have been the sequel, Jeepers Creeper 3. Turns out, not half bad. Then we delve into one of the worst movies either of the ladies have seen - and Rae has seen Fateful Findings. Also discussed, Beetlejuice the Musical, Rae is finally Covid free, and one of the hosts can't drink anymore...so what a fantastic start to the new year.
What We're Watching
WHM Commentary - A Talking Cat?! and Chamber of Secretsentary which can be found by becoming a patreon.
How to Find Us:
boozeboobsandbloodpodcast@gmail.com
B3 Ep 34 - Cuz I'm a Creep..I'm a Weirdo... Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2
We are creeping into 2023 with Jeepers Creepers Month! We are joined by friend of the show, Aaron, as our guest host this week while we cover Jeepers Creepers (2001) and Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003). We discuss the artistic merits of a work when the creator is a piece of garbage (look up the director).
What We are Watching:
Find Aaron's D&D Stream: Critical Misconduct, criticalmisconduct@gmail.com
How to Find Us:
boozeboobsandbloodpodcast@gmail.com
B3 Episode 33 - It's a night for both Krampus (2015) and Kris Kringle (Violent Night, 2022) - LET THEM FIGHT!
Happy Holidays, dear listeners! We have quite the Christmas offering for you - the two sides of the Saint Nicholas tale: Krampus (2015) starring Toni Collette and Adam Scott and Violent Night (2022) with one sexy David Harbor in the title role of the man in the red. This is an absolute lovefest all around. The ladies exchange gifts, play a round of their new Horror Movie Trivial Pursuit and hunker down to wait out the #snowmaggedeon of 2022.
What We Are Watching:
Episode 32 - Deck the Halls with Boughs of Gremlins
Guys.... not everyone is created equal. And some of us, don’t care for Gremlins. It's natural. I can't think of fun things to write here. My cohost and I are at an impasse. I love Gremlins and she doesn't. I don't know what to say. We review and rate each one. Suck it.
B3 Ep 31 - Give Thanks! Thankskilling and Black Friday (2021)
Happy Thanksgiving, Dear Listeners! We are apologizing in advance as Rae has Bronchitis and may sound like Bea Arthur. If this does something for you...keep it to yourself. The ladies are celebrating the start of the holiday season with earth's crust level budget T-horror, Thankskilling (2008) featuring a murderous fowl named Turkie who leaves a trail of gravy flavored condoms in his wake. Then to finish off the month, we're throwing elbows to get our hands on the biggest toys of the season with 2021's Black Comedy, starring Devon Sawa and Bruce Campbell.
What We're Watching
B3 Ep 30: It's a Found Footage Thanksgiving! Alien Abduction: An Incident in Lake County and The Visit
What springs to mind when you think of Thanksgiving? Turkeys, stuffing, family, football, maybe? Well, we bring you good tidings of aliens, naked old lady wall scratching, and adult diapers filled with crazy goodness with this first installment of our #Thanksgiving month. We are reviewing an amuse-bouche of found footage goodies for this holiday season: Alien Abduction: An Incident in Lake County (1998) and The Visit (2015). We discuss Ween's hatred of found footage, Rae's love of it, why certain jump scares work, and why we want to personally thank Gen-Z for doing a job.
What We're Watching:
Interview with Mark Hartley, Director of Girl At the Window
Rae's sits down with Mark Hartley, Director of upcoming Aussie film, Girl At the Window, which releases Friday (11/4). They discuss filming during lockdown, ozplotation, and his approach to filmmaking.
Find Girl At the Window streaming on Amazon and in theatres, November 4th.
B3 Ep 29 -The Ouroboros Episode - Part 2 - Halloween Ends
While we close #spookyseason out on a high note, we are joined by none other than #trueblood sister of Ween, Scarlet, for our reviews of Halloween Ends. Please enjoy our IN DEPTH analysis of this move.
B3 Ep 29 -The Ouroboros Episode - Part 1 - Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
While we close #spookyseason out on a high note, we are joined by none other than #trueblood sister of Ween, Scarlet, for our reviews of Halloween 3: Season of the Witch and Halloween Ends. We decided after recording that we had A LOT to say about Halloween Ends that we broke it into two eps. Please thank your earballs for that one.
B3 Ep 28 - Society (1989) and Contagion (1987) - It's our Podaversary! 1st year is the gift of What the Actual F*ck?!
On our second installment to celebrate our podcast anniversary, we have gifted each other a movie that leaves you asking the question, What the actual fuck, guys? Ween's selection is the 1987 Ozsplotation film, Contagion, starring people you've never seen before and never will again - I bet you don't even know how to threefold path, do you? Rae's is providing another disgusting comedic romp with her selection of Brian Yuzna's 1989, Society. All you need to know is "the smell of the hunt and the taste of the shunt". Also discussed, script Ohio, our advance screening of Halloween Ends, and we got 965Million problems but AJ isn't one of them.
We'd like to send a shout out to Haunted House Restaurant in Cleveland Heights for the tickets! Please stop by and try out their amazing food and drinks - you'll have a scaringly good time!
What we're watching (or listening to)
B3 Ep 27 - IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY MONTH, Y'ALL! DeadAlive and Cannibal: The Musical
It's Ben..... a year since we started this whole thing and it's been quite the journey. We are taking a break from themes to celebrate with our own recommendations for one another. For this episode, Rae's pick was her favorite horror movie, 1992 Dead Alive (Brain Dead) by Peter Jackson. Have you ever gag laughed? If not, you will. Ween's selection is Cannibal: The Musical from the folks that brought us South Park - Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Disclaimer: the ladies are really singy tonight. Also discussed: horror trivia, Rae being a creep, and some of our superlatives from the past year.
What We're Watching:
B3 Ep 26 - The Queen Bee of Remake Month - It's the Wicker Man, y'all
Rae is bereft as to have never watching this movie before. To finish off this Remake Month we are doing 1973 and 2006, The Wicker Man. Rae's got sound bites, Ween's got stand goals; overall, it's time to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man. Also discussed, the new Little Mermaid trailer (and tears), drag shows, and OMG, we are both excited for next month. SPOOKY SEASON IS UPON US, Y'ALL!!
What We're Watching:
B3 Ep 25 - It's REMAKE MONTH! We dissect The Crazies ('73) & ('10)
We've decided to run a remake month! Now and again we'd like to draw comparisons between original works and their remakes; has the remake elevated the source material or come up short? For this selection, it's an automatic upgrade from 70's hair guy to Timothy fucking Olyphant with The Crazies. Not only do you have more money but better material to support your social themes. Plus, is this AJ's wet dream? Quite possibly. Also discussed: barcades, baller Spirit Halloween employees, and how one time Rae drove her car off a car wash track.
What We're Watching:
B3 Ep 24 - All American B Movie Month - It's a Double Creature Feature! Humanoids from the Deep & Swamp Thing!
We close out All American B Movie Month with two 80's classics, Humanoids from the Deep (1980) and Swamp Thing (1982). While both feature slimy water based creatures trying to get off with buxom ladies, only one can truly be classified as a horror movie. Also, Ray Fucking Wise. Those eyes! That smirk! We're in love.
Also discussed: pickle embargoes, local haunted houses, and Script Ohio. Also, if any of our NEO listeners have recommendations for local haunted attractions this spooky season - send us a line at boozeboobsandbloodpodcast@gmail.com
What We're Watching
B3 Episode 23 - All American B Movie Month! - Killer Klowns from Outer Space & The Toxic Avenger
We open All American B Movie Month with two 80's classics: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1989) and The Toxic Avenger (1984). One of us had a little more fun than the other this time around. Also discussed: Rae screams about AJ, Ween offers up a new euphemism for a certain sex act, and we discover that everybody's been saying the word 'documentary' wrong all along.
What We're Watching
Where to Find Us:
boozeboobsandbloodpodcast@gmail.com
B3 Episode 22 - The Last Day of Summer Camp or Welcome to our Todd Talk
It's time to pack up the bug spray, sleeping bags, and non-lubricated condoms and head back home. We are closing #SummerCampExtravaganza with Sleepaway Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland (1989) and The Burning (1981). The ladies discuss how we really need to find a better word to replace 'peeping tom', how no one in 80's horror movies wears bras in the woods, and there are some truths to many urban legends. Also discussed ad nauseum: Todd the sexy camp counselor with an affinity for Canadian tuxedos.
What We're Watching
Don't F*ck with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer
Where to Find Us:
boozeboobsandbloodpodcast@gmail.com
B3 Episode 21 - SUMMER CAMP EXTRAVAGANZA!
It's hot, it's humid, its fraught with sexual tension....it's our homage to the wet hot American tradition of the summer camp! We are honoring this tradition with two selections from the camp killer genre with Sleepaway Camp 1 &2! We discuss what the f$#@ is up with Aunt Martha, mullets, and ball-hugging short shorts. Everyone looks like they're 45 but playing 16, plus one underage counselor is trying to sex up a septuagenarian. Also discussed: heavy on the pickle dialogue, watching porn with your parents, and the ladies doing horrible Mae West impressions.
What We're Watching:
Where to Find Us:
boozeboobsandbloodpodcast@gmail.com
B3 Episode 20 - Fear No Evil (1981) & NOES 2: Freddy's Revenge
Disclaimer: We had some serious mic issues this week. For those of you who love the dulcet tones of Ween, you will be extremely happy. If Rae's voice annoys the crap out of you - you are also in luck.
We close out #GayPride2022 with another magnificent guest! Our buddy Will joins us to decipher whatever is the hell is happening in Fear No Evil (1981) and assists us in determining how exactly gay Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge is. Spoiler alert: pretty frickin' gay. So get ready, it's getting really sing-y tonight!
What we're watching:
The Last Drive in with Joe Bob Briggs
Where to Find Us:
boozeboobsandbloodpodcast@gmail.com
B3 Episode 19 - It's Pride Month! The Old Dark House & Bride of Frankenstein
It's our favorite month of the year, outside of Halloween, here at the B3 Podcast -- It's PRIDE! We also have the honor of celebrating this special month with our first guest, Veronica from The Chick Lit Book Club Podcast! We are covering James Whale's horror classics, The Old Dark House (1932) and Bride of Frankenstein (1935). The ladies break down queer film theory, the Hays Code, and sing way too many show tunes along the way. Also Veronica has a gift for the B3 ladies, and Rae is ashamed to have forgotten the name of Salacious B. Crumb - the B stands for Bodacious.
Check out The Chick Lit Book Club Podcast
What We're Watching
Citations for this episode:
Lake, J., 2022. [Feature] "We Don’t Belong Dead!"; A Definitive Reclamation Of James Whale’s Bride of Frankenstein — Gayly Dreadful -- Bursting out of your closet with the latest horror reviews. [online] Gayly Dreadful -- Bursting out of your closet with the latest horror reviews. Available at: <https://www.gaylydreadful.com/blog/we-dont-belong-dead-a-definitive-reclamation-of-james-whales-bride-of-frankenstein> [Accessed 12 June 2022].
Michael Laplace‐Sinatra (1998) Science, gender and otherness in Shelley's Frankenstein and Kenneth Branagh's film adaptation, European Romantic Review, 9:2, 253-270, DOI: 10.1080/10509589808570051
Helford, E. (2022). Queering Classic Hollywood: James Whale and the Queer Delights of “The Old Dark House” | Read | The Take. Retrieved 12 June 2022, from https://the-take.com/read/queering-classic-hollywood-james-whale-and-the-queer-delights-of-the-old-dark-house
Newell, C. (2020). A Bumpy Road Of Queer Gothic Resistance From The Old Dark House To The Rocky Horror Picture Show [Blog]. Retrieved from https://www.gaylydreadful.com/blog/pride-2020-a-bumpy-road-of-queer-gothic-resistance-from-the-old-dark-house-to-the-rocky-horror-picture-show
B3 Episode 18 - Memorial Day Horror
We are remembering the armed forces with 2 World War II selections: Overlord (2018) and Shadow in the Cloud (2020). One of these films is highly superior, we'll let you figure out on your own which is which.
What We're Watching:
Scary Stories to Tell In the Dark
Where to Find Us:
boozeboobsandbloodpodcast@gmail.com
B3 Does a Commentary! Fangoria Chainsaw Awards 2022
The ladies have moved to the medium of video for this extra special episode of the Booze, Boobs, and Blood Podcast. We are talking along with @Shudder's Fangoria Chainsaw Awards. Not only will your earballs be subject to our nonsense, but your eyeballs too!
B3 Episode 17 - TCM 2022 and Men, Women, and Chainsaws Introspective
We now have another franchise under our belts, guys! We finish this run of Texas Chainsaw Massacre retrospective with the latest offering from David Blue Garcia and Fede Alverez. Spoiler alert: both hosts liked it very much.
We rank TCM movies and spend a good portion of the podcast discussing Carol J. Clover's fantastic book, "Men, Women, and Chainsaws".
What We're Watching:
The Last Drive In w/ Joe Bob Briggs - The Girl Who Lived Down The Lane
Where to Find Us:
boozeboobsandbloodpodcast@gmail.com
B3 Episode 16 - Leatherface (2017) and TCM 3D - Sexy Dishwasher Repairman
We are nearing the end of our TCM retrospective! We're rounding third with our reviews of Leatherface and Texas Chainsaw 3D. Which one of these films does not need to exist? Hypothetically, neither, but one REALLY is worthless. We also discuss very specific sexy halloween costumes, hot carls, and prepare your ears, because we're really sing-y tonight.
What We're Watching:
The Last Drive In w/ Joe Bob Briggs
Where to Find Us:
boozeboobsandbloodpodcast@gmail.com
B3 Episode 15 - Leatherface Origins - TCM The Next Gen & Origins
The light at the end of the tunnel - We can see it! Rounding the corner on the the TCM franchise. We're delving into the utter madness that is TCM: The Next Generation (or as Rae calls it: The New Batch) and the okay TCM: The Beginning. The ladies delve into excoriating Michael Bay and also lusting after Matthew McConaughey's butt in a Time to Kill. So you know, just another usual week at the B3 HQ.
What We're Watching:
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
We will be joining the Ta2Squid Podcast this week - the ep will drop the week of 4/22!
Where to Find Us:
boozeboobsandbloodpodcast@gmail.com
B3 Episode 14 - Well, you'll never guess...
what we've got here.
What We're Watching
B3 Episode 13 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 & 3 - Leatherface in a monocle
The ladies dive ever deeper into the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise with 1986's Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 and 1990's Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3. #2 stars the we don't really know what he's doing here, Dennis Hopper and #3 introduces Viggo Mortensen and the wonderful Ken Foree. Neither lady can decide which film is worse, so you know they're going to detour from talking about the movies as much as possible. Also discussed, BRAZOS!, the attractiveness of a 1990's Mr. Foree, and what would happen if Leatherface drank the brain potion from Gremlins 2.
What We're Watching
B3 Episode 12 - The Final Girl Starts Here
The ladies start Women's History Month with a retrospective of Texas Chainsaw Massacre; which is the first instance of the 'Final Girl'. Read along with Ween and Rae as they make their way through Men, Women, and Chainsaws by Carol J. Clover. On this episode, the ladies discuss the original 1974 TCM and the 2003 remake. Spoiler alert: they liked it!
Up Next: TCM 2 and Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
What We're Watching:
B3 Ep 11 - Say My Name, Say My Name...it's Candyman: Carnival of Souls or something..
The ladies are closing out their celebration of Black History month by covering Candyman 3: Day of the Dead and Nia DeCosta's completion of the series, Candyman (2021). It gets real serious on this one, guys. Also discussed, why did Jerry Seinfeld's Bee want to have sex with Renee Zellweger, and we give Ween props for making it through a Bee-haters Defcon 5 of a franchise. Also, long live male skinny jeans!
P.S. if anyone has a line on that amazing Tony Todd portrait from Candyman3, hit Rae up.
What We're Watching:
B3 Ep 10 - Say farewell to this flesh, it's Candyman 1 & 2
The ladies celebrate Black History month by delving into one of the most iconic horror villains, Candyman, or Daniel Robitaille, played by the exceptional and memorable Tony Todd, Shocker: its an absolute love fest this week. The ladies also discuss Ween's fear of a certain flying insect, Rae's absolute willingness to go anywhere with Candyman, and how one action can lose us in a movie completely (we're looking at you, Paul, with those fish bones)!
What We're Watching:
Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror
B3 Episode 9 - Do You Have the Time to Listen to (Ween) Whine? - Basketcase 1&2
On this weeks episode the ladies finish up #NewYorksEve month with Frank Hennenlotter's exploitation classic franchise, Basket Case 1 & 2. What can be said about a murderous sentient ballsack with arms that gets more trim than Leonardo DiCaprio at fashion week? The ladies discuss the usage of horrific sound effects, a bit of exploitation film history, and how many things Belial can be compared to. Also, Mutant Roll Call!
What We're Watching
American Movie w/Commentary (We Hate Movies)
B3 Episode 8 - C.H.U.Ds be CHUDin'
The ladies start New York's Eve (Sorry, Ween) month with a travel back in time to 1980's NYC with 1984's C.H.U.D. Because that acronym stood for more than one thing in this movie, the true meaning will be left a mystery. They also discuss 1989's C.H.U.D 2: Bud the Chud wherein which the term 'CHUD' can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, etc. Let's say that one of our team enjoyed CHUD2 more than the other. The ladies also discuss a number of 'that guys' in Hollywood and the definition of an Awesomely Bad Movie and a Badly Awesome Movie.
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B3 Episode 7 - The Call Is Coming From Inside the House - Black Christmas (74) and (2019)
Tis' the Season for flesh cookies and sexism. For our Christmas themed episode we are covering Bob Clarke's masterpiece, Black Christmas (1974) and Blumhouse's abominable 2019 'remake'. Our own Rae gives a 10 minute synopsis of the 2006 version and what part actually made her gag. The ladies discuss places to hide your liquor, John 'Sexy' Saxon, and how a movie that bares absolutely no resemblance to it counterparts can be deemed a remake. Buckle up, listeners. Also, Happy Holidays!
B3 Episode 6 - Let's Finish On A High Note
On this weeks episode we are covering David Gordon Green and Co's Halloween 2018 and Halloween Kills and after last episode and the pure vitriol that was raging through us, this was a delicious digestif. We celebrate the return of the powerhouse that is Jamie Lee Curtis to the franchise and wax poetic about the amazing Judy Greer. At the conclusion of our review of this franchise, these two movies perfectly thread the loop and present a perfect homage to Halloween 1978 and the silent, unknown, random killer. Also, we SPOIL the shit out of these movies, so please be aware!
B3 Episode 5 - The Movies That Break Us
Listeners, it almost happened. Rob Zombie almost ruined the podcast. The ladies discuss Halloween (2007) and Halloween 2 (2009) and at a number of times almost quit the podcast. What makes Rob the biggest hypocrite regarding his view of cameos? What's with the stupid white horse? Why is everyone so dirty?! These topics are covered however, its debatable as to whether any real conclusions are reached.
B3 Episode 4 - Are we almost done with this Sh*t...we're not?!
On this episode the ladies finish up the original series with Halloween H20 and Resurrection (Erection). I don't know if fun was had by either party on this one. A little time is spent on the lack of diversity and representation in Hollywood and some wonderful documentary offerings.
We rank the original series and Rae surprises no one with her trash rankings.
B3 Episode 3 - The Dumpster Fire that is Halloween 6
There is no Baby Paul Rudd saving this piece of dreck. The ladies lose their minds attempting to make sense of this last installment in the Thorn trilogy. They also discuss if having a sweet ass jeep saves Tommy Doyle from being murdered, the last appearance of Dr. 'Waves a gun at kids' Loomis, and omg, Michael Myers knocked up a teenager. They also posit ways in which this film could have been saved. Spoiler: it can't. Rae still recommends it because she has awful taste.
B3 Episode 2 - It Is What It Is...
We tried to tackle Halloween 4, 5, and 6 in one episode but we were unprepared for the dumpster fire that is part 6. We discuss the switching of Lindsay and Tina, why all the men in this franchise are the friggin' worst, how much therapy poor Jaime Lloyd will need, and what is this cult of Thorn leading to? Spoiler: it ain't pretty. Also, it gets really sing-ey tonight.
B3 Episode 1 - We're Doing This Thing!
We are two ladies who love drinking and talking about horror movies. We've started this adventure with a seminole horror double feature John Carpenter's Halloween and Halloween 2. The ladies discuss a little production history and the impression Michael Myers has left on the cultural zeitgeist. Also discussed is the first appearance of the 'scary movies rules', the legend of the final girl, and why Halloween 2 almost singlehandedly destroys what feminist ground Halloween 1 achieves.